imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
From my trip to Myeongdong, South Korea!
Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.
Truly me not caring for the hoes
albert einstein, barack obama, and god (via macklemorebrony)
HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
- wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
- wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
either way, things are sure gonna get
it took me years to understand this joke
Please don’t let your Pokemon near your computer
does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too
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