I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.
Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.
Ah yes, the beach episode!
Ah yes, the episode where a character gets shrunken down and sent into another character to explore their body!
bosses who can heal themselves
Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
pet names me and my gf actually use irl
- big crusty anal hole
- fucking nerd
when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
what the actual fuck