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everything happens so much

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”




dolldelight:

From my trip to Myeongdong, South Korea! 


sdzoo:

Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.


turbovirginbonerlord:

sixpathsofbased:

Truly me not caring for the hoes

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"yuri > yaoi"

albert einstein, barack obama, and god (via macklemorebrony)


sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT




chinad011:

it took me years to understand this joke


professor-maple-art:

luna-arts:

yuki-menoko:

Please don’t let your Pokemon near your computer

OMG

piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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i'm carrie and i'm 22 and this is my blog i'm a loser that likes madoka magica, dangan ronpa, homestuck, yugioh, and making stupid text posts.






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