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everything happens so much


I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

  • anime: Ah yes, the beach episode!
  • cartoons: Ah yes, the episode where a character gets shrunken down and sent into another character to explore their body!


bosses who can heal themselves



Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

pet names me and my gf actually use irl

  • big crusty anal hole
  • fucking nerd
  • egg
  • buttface


when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister


its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one



what the actual fuck

i'm carrie and i'm 22 and this is my blog i'm a loser that likes madoka magica, dangan ronpa, homestuck, yugioh, and making stupid text posts.

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