Tried to work on cosplay but this trouble maker got in the way.
i spend 3/4 of my time calling my boyfriend gay
greetings, friend, i am an adult male in a homosexual relationship.
#i love when people try to be all social justice and this happens
why r there so many cishet songs that are like “babe i dont care what they say about us being together” wow the heterosexual struggle
don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position
I think the scariest thing about growing up is watching as everyone’s dreams and aspirations are put to the side in favor of reality
Jim Gaffigan is the absolute best okay
think I’ll stick to putting my corn in my mouth thanks
important harajuku fashion
i love how like
english-speaking people wear east-asian words on their clothes because they can’t read it naturally and it “looks cool”
and east-asian people do the Same Exact Thing with English words
it’s so great
im not even kidding i would pay good money for a WHAT t-shirt
Condensation. I need it as a sweater.
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)