*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

i keep imagining my icon saying everything i reblog

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

me:  wow i really liked that song now i think i'll listen to it another seventy times in a row

why cant i quit work and real life and become anime 

*strums guitar* i dont want to work tomorrow people are stupid *smashes guitar*